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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,707thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26,166thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,737th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

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Vannes FRA

Population882 million

Currencyeuro
Animalrooster

The Republic of Vannes FRA is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 882 million Vannes FRAians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 34.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Vannes FRAian economy, worth 37.5 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,464 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vannes FRA's national animal is the rooster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vannes FRA is ranked 162,255th in the world and 372nd in Aerospace for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 84.69 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,707thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 26,166thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,737thMost Authoritarian: 26,875th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 30th in the regionMost Income Equality: 31st in the regionTop
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Safest: 41st in the regionMost Pacifist: 58th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vannes FRA, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Vannes FRA, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Vannes FRA, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape.
  • : Following new legislation in Vannes FRA, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Vannes FRA, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Vannes FRA, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Vannes FRA, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Vannes FRA, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Vannes FRA, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Vannes FRA, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.

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